Quotes from the Road
"There's a guy in the bathroom just... just staring at his penis"
- Unknown teenager in a Tennessee Steak and Shake, in reference to Geoff
"Oh, you're HAT Sideshow? I hate you guys..."
- Jeff Mach
"Does anyone among you play the musical saw?"
- The Amazing Amy, unfortunately overestimating the amount of talent we actually possess.
"They never forget to bring their booze, though..."
- A very observant heckler.
"This way to the egress was of course fabulous last night, but the line of the night was during Honor Amongst Thieves blockhead act. I saw a lovely woman put effort into not watching, so I walked over to her and said, "you know his next bit is to repeat it with a power drill", to which she replied, "Yes I know, I'm his mother."
- Adam J. Cohen
- Unknown teenager in a Tennessee Steak and Shake, in reference to Geoff
"Oh, you're HAT Sideshow? I hate you guys..."
- Jeff Mach
"Does anyone among you play the musical saw?"
- The Amazing Amy, unfortunately overestimating the amount of talent we actually possess.
"They never forget to bring their booze, though..."
- A very observant heckler.
"This way to the egress was of course fabulous last night, but the line of the night was during Honor Amongst Thieves blockhead act. I saw a lovely woman put effort into not watching, so I walked over to her and said, "you know his next bit is to repeat it with a power drill", to which she replied, "Yes I know, I'm his mother."
- Adam J. Cohen
