GUARANTEED TO ASTOUND AND
AMUSE, CONFOUND AND CONFUSE!!
THE HONOR AMONGST THIEVES
*CIRCUS SIDESHOW*
We are the Most Spectacular, cutest little travelling Sideshow on this side of the Mississippi. We don't really know what's on the other side and wish to not come off as presumptuous...
THE CRAZY S**T WE DO:
- The Human Cutting Board,
- The Human Dynamo,
- Fire Manipulation, Fire Breathing, Fire Spinning
- And....Juggling while taking care of personal hygiene!
Where we will PERFORM:
-Weddings
-Funerals
-Christenings
-Bat and Bar Mitzvahs
-Bank Robberies
-Inaugurations
-Concerts
-Birthday Parties (No, we do not use Balloon Animals. We think that they are inappropriate)
-Festivals
-Feminist Rallies
......and whatever else calls for a Sideshow.
WARNING:
To find out more about these sneaky Thieves, navigate through the site, but please...keep your wallets, valuables, and social security cards close, cause' they might not be there when you're done!